Monday, November 14, 2011

Skyrim: The Final Frontier

So, I've been doing this for, well, 10 weeks now. I guess I actually am a blogger. And, I started this blog as an Assignment for my AP class. And this weekend coming up is Thanksgiving break, and I don't need to post for these next two weeks.
But I can't do that to you guys.
I mean really, we're like a family that doesn't know each other, and I just yell my opinion at you for a couple of minutes every few days. But, I actually like blogging, even as much as that disturbs me. But really, I'm a worldwide blogger. I've got just as many views from Russia as the US, which confuses me, I must admit. And I even got some Brits and like one German in the mix too. Really, I can check all of this in my cute little "stats" bar. Even some Linux users read this. I'm just that special. But, I gotta say, really, some of you use IE? You may be the minority, but come on, Firefox is just two clicks away.

But, you didn't come here to listen to me nag! Of course not! You want to hear scream in ecstasy about Skyrim.
You came to the right place.
Game of the year. Its that simple. Game, year, this. Its like they took Oblivion, and rolled in 27 kittens, and textures, and like Sean Connery, because everyone is British suddenly. But, I have no problem with this! I am physically in love with this game. I waited in line for this game for 4 hours.
Outside. It was raining. At 40 degrees Fahrenheit. Best moment of my life.
Skyrim has better everything.
Gameplay
Graphics
Textures
Plotlines
Storylines
Pots
Voice Acting (OH YES THE VOICE ACTING)
Mud crabs
Snotty Expressions (harder to make ugly-ass people, but I try)
Dual Wielding
Updated spells (Nothing like Bioshock, no...)
Yes! Skyrim has it all. Well, except guns. And VATS. And teddy bears. It's got almost everything, but I forgive them. Current, I have a level 14 Imperial, main focus on one-handed and destruction. Its working out well, Ill give a full review when I finish more of the game.
--Santa

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